Queen of Irony

What the fuck am I supposed to fucking say when I don't fucking understand shit?

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

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Natalie Dormer on Women and Body Image in Hollywood during SDCC 2014 (x)

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thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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Favorite Greer Moments
4/∞ Grenna (。♥‿♥。)

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

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